
Anyway, Johnny was really sweatin' it and told me that we'd probably get charged a huge fine, that I could be put in jail, and that this was "serious." I'm sure he was also concerned that he'd have to become a single parent due to my irresponsible behavior! So, if I happen to get thrown in the slammer, I just wanted you to know how to address your letters you may be mailing me!
P.S. "C-THACK" will be in her dark cell singing "Close Every Door To Me" from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
P.S.S. Johnny made me call the courthouse and they said that they would resend another jury assignment, so hopefully no harm no foul!